Indians love cricket, and a lot of them hate politics with
an equal measure. But, if you look at things closely, you will realize there is
not much of a difference. If IPL stands for Indian Premier League, it can also
stand for Indian Political League. And, if you dig deeper, even the players (
or characters if you think its all a drama) bear an uncanny resemblance. This season of the Indian Political league
will come to an end this Friday, while the cricketers will carry on for a bit
longer. We, in the meanwhile, will try to find the cricketer equivalent of some
of our more popular politicians.
Lets start with the man of the moment, Narendra Modi, who for the past year or so has been in the best
form of his life. Ofcourse, you will have to concede that he has had his fair
share of controversies. He can always be trusted to have some not-so-kind words
for his opponents, but has kind of mellowed with time. Currently captains his IPL team and hopes to soon take over the reigns at the national level. Virat Kohli?
Arvind Kejriwal – A
gutsy player, who has his own unique style. Started with a bang, a century on
debut but threw away his wicket when he was nearing a double. Off late, has
started throwing away his wicket cheaply and form has been very sporadic. He
will need to bring consistency into his game or the selectors might have a
relook. Shikhar Dhawan?
Sonia Gandhi – Was
never in power, yet always in power. Remote controlled the team from the
outside. The captain damaged his clean reputation by falling in line with her
plans. Obviously, the son-in-law has not helped! N Srinivasan?
Robert Vadra – Ok.
This is too easy. Who else but Gurunath
Meiyappan!
Rahul Gandhi – Had
a rich heritage and a legacy most of the country adores. Got opportunities
based on the same legacy but could never live upto his surname. A surname
doesn’t make you a good cricketer, why should it be any different in Politics?
Rohan Gavaskar?
Digvijay Singh – Was
once considered highly talented but wasted all his opportunities. Has a foot in
mouth disease. His affairs outside the real game have grabbed the limelight
lately. If anyone in politics could be called Controversy’s Child, its him! Sreesanth?
Priyanka Vadra – The
poor lady has not even began her career yet. But, for the faithful she has
already become a ray of hope. Her every movement is tracked, every innings is
being watched! Arjun Tendulkar?
So these were the players, What about the teams??
Aam Aadmi Party
– A team which has done the most with limited
resources. Created shockwaves with their maiden performance! A mix of
everything. First time youngsters or people with years of experience who never
got their chance, they have everyone. Rajasthan
Royals?
Congress - Corruption
scandals have haunted them. Captain was considered clean but the owners have
made sure he is also caught in the mess. Yet, can never be counted out. Chennai Super Kings?
BJP – Have become a one man show. Have many players worth their
names, yet they are overshadowed by this trailblazer. After the poor form of
last few seasons, decided on a total rejig of the team. Brought in a lot of new
players, masterminded by someone sitting in the dugout, are currently leading
the charts. Kings XI Punjab?
Which makes me realize, there is difference between cricket
and politics! In politics, we don’t have a non-controversial figure, someone
who is loved by all. Politics doesn't have a Sachin Tendulkar ( or Rahul Dravid
) equivalent!
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